POLITICAL CORRECTNESS BE DAMNED

MERRY CHRISTMAS

Merry Christmas to you who are reading this! I don't know if you celebrate Christmas or not, and you are offended by this, well, don't be, it's a happy day anyways, as every day should be! No political correctness anymore!
As I am writing this, it is actually Christmas eve, I just know that it will be Christmas by the time I have the Internet to connect to. What a nice (and crazy) day, at least for me. I got to wake up early and complete the project of screening in the back porch, which is now finished and looking great! I went to a movie with my family, and I also left my wallet there and didn't realize it until, hmm, maybe 15 minutes ago? I hope it is there tomorrow, it would kind of suck if it wasn't! 
Also, I dropped a pack of 18 eggs, but only 5 were un-recoverable! Eggs don't like me, not too long ago I dropped a carton of eggs while getting them out of the fridge, and broke them all, and they leaked under the fridge so I had to move it and then mop up the floor.
Also I did last minute Christmas shopping for my little brother! I am so good at procrastinating.
So after all of this excitement, I had a nice dinner with my family, and now I am making my way to a midnight mass, after which I will go home, wrap my last minute gift, post this, and go to bed. 

Okay, I'm sure that you have hear of the song "Joy to the World", it's a nice song about the meaning and the origin of Christmas, but people put many different lyrics to the tune. Growing up, I think I was about 8, the were terrible lyrics that disturbed me so much that I actually had trouble sleeping, and to this day, even though I've gotten over it along time ago, whenever I hear the song, those lyrics come to mind and make me feel a little jumpy.

And now, for another version of "Oh Tannenbaum" which I did not make up!

(sung to the tune of "Oh Tannenbaum/Christmas tree) 

"Oh Tom the toad, oh Tom the toad,
Why did you have to cross the road?
Oh Tom the toad, oh Tom the toad,
Why did you have to cross the road?
You used to be so green and fat,
But now you are so red and flat
Oh Tom the toad, oh Tom the toad,
Why did you have to cross the road?"

I'm feeling so tired, how will I be able to stay up until 1:30 or later in the morning? 

(in case you are wondering, I did stay up, I made it, and it is now 2:30 in the morning and I am still awake, and still have not wrapped my last minute gift to my amazing and best little brother! I will do that in the morning I think, goodnight world!)