Being Witty Is Overrated

So, I have been having conversations with myself, in a completely sane way, mind you, and I have discovered that I can be quite the entertainer. Not to brag or anything. I have also realized that everyone thinks this way at one point or another. So let me say it like this, we all think we are special and different and that we all have unique thoughts, and it's depressing to think that other people do to, they think the same thing. 

Humans are, for the most part, very self centered.

And I am a hypocrite in many ways! 

So I was thinking, people who are good at raising plants have green thumbs. I normally kill the plants I have, so what color is my thumb? Brown?

I was walking down the hall the other day, and the girl in front of me stops her friend to look at a poster. The poster was advertising books, and saying there was a sale going on for one of them (I assume they were college course books) and the book cost $39. The girl who stopped her friend began to say, very loudly, "That's wrong! I got mine for $80, that poster is (omit this word) wrong!" 
My reaction? It she probably got it on the wrong day.
Poor poster, being yelled at because people don't think they do anything wrong, in her mind she was completely right, and anything (whether it is right or not) was wrong if it conflicted with her opinion. She didn't even stop to think that maybe it was a special sale, or an outdated poster.

I go through obsessions, most of them through what I want to paint, it used to be clouds, trees, dragons, birds, right now I am still obsessing over birds and their amazing and envious ability to fly. And yes, I did figure out that the little bird at the window of my speech class really does stalk me, I see it when I am in the library all of the time, an its name is Bird because I don't know the gender or anything about it's personality. Maybe I should call it Creeper, or Stalker, or Little-Bird-Who-Eats-Dead-Bugs-Off-Of-The-Windows-Near-Me-At-School.

Okay, this is now becoming pointless, so I shall retire this work of art and deep thoughts. The same way Deep Thought was retired after designing the worlds greatest super computer.

Adieu.